It’s strange how what used to be ordinary things have now become quite an adventure.

Take grocery shopping, for instance. I must admit, I was not the most organized shopper pre-pandemic. I’d spend five minutes in the parking lot adding coupons to my supermarket app before meandering through the aisles looking at three different lists on my phone and backtracking a few times so I didn’t forget anything. Half the time (ok, probably more than half the time) I’d forget my reusable bags.

But now, well, now I approach grocery shopping like I’m preparing for battle. I spend a couple of hours planning meals for at least a week and crafting my shopping list in a word document that I’ve organized into tables based on the layout of the aisles in the store. Once I’m sure I’ve got it all, I print it out to take into the store with me to avoid having to use my phone.

Next, I gather my equipment. I take only what is absolutely necessary: mask, paper list, travel-size hand sanitizer, keys in one pocket, phone in the other. I no longer take the reusable bags as half the stores won’t let you use them. And I can’t use my reading glasses anymore either, because of the mask, but I’m not spending time reading labels anymore, anyway.

Then, I enter the store. The mission is to get in and out as quickly as possible while keeping at least six feet from other shoppers. It’s like navigating a mine field. I choose my store now based not on their selection but how many shoppers they draw. I no longer worry about whether things are on sale. And very few things are now, anyway.

Once I’ve gotten through the store and filled my cart, I head to the register. I use my phone to pay when I can (or the credit card I’ve designated as my “use with the humans” card that no longer lives in my wallet) and I use hand sanitizer before I take it out of my pocket.

Then, it’s off to home to go through the gauntlet of washing my hands, unloading the groceries, washing my hands, throwing the clothes I was wearing into the washer, washing my hands, and moisturizing my hands. Then, I go for a walk to decompress from the experience.

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Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must gear up for another grocery store adventure.

Allyson Longueira is publisher of WMG Publishing. She is an award-winning writer, editor and designer, working mother, and brain tumor survivor.